Grand Lake is headlining and they’re great. So Awesome is playing a downtempo DJ set and it will also be great. It’s going to be a fun party. We’re serious about the prizes too.

The venue is Kaleidoscope Free Speech Zone in San Francisco (across the street from Boss Tycoon Smoke Shop) near 24th and Folsom. They have a sprung dance floor.

This is an ALL AGES Slow Dancing contest. Dance the slowest and win! Dance contest prize categories to include:
* The couples boxstep
* The robot
* The foxtrot
* The running man
* The headnod
* The chicken
* The sun
* The helicopter (chikopokopo)
* The time out (sit on floor, cross legged, while fidgeting or otherwise struggling visibly to not throw crayons at other contestants)
* The too fast for love (any or all of the above, but not slow; you will forfeit your stake in the competition, those are the rules!)

*Note:* We don’t technically know what foxtrot is or what it looks like – so what? If you do it slow enough, you stand a solid chance of winning.

Dancing fast or even normal speed = you lose. Don’t be a loser.

Bring $5 and please don’t be late. Doors are at 9PM crisp. Yowza! See you there.